Three weeks ago, the adults of Fauxhasset put their collective foot down and sent the teachers back to work in… Read more EXCLUSIVE: Former Fenclave VP Tells All!
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67th Edition: Thankfulness Level Over 9,000 This Year
By Thamanda Crompson Fauxhasset Paroder Staff Reporter Another year, another Turkey Day. This Thanksgiving, our fine town released more than… Read more 67th Edition: Thankfulness Level Over 9,000 This Year
61st Edition: They Didn’t Kneed To Do That
Another September has come and gone, with the families of Fauxhasset settling comfortably into the rhythms of work, school, and… Read more 61st Edition: They Didn’t Kneed To Do That
Op-Ed: Teens’ noses clean
Dear Editor, Although we are no longer legal citizens of the Town of Fauxhasset, having seceded from the United States… Read more Op-Ed: Teens’ noses clean
40th Edition: Kids and quarterback tackle snow
By Thamanda Crompson Fauxhasset Paroder Staff Reporter As the skies continue to vomit snow upon the town of Fauxhasset, there… Read more 40th Edition: Kids and quarterback tackle snow