The Assembly of Chosen has outright vetoed a community-funded plan to light one of the Little League fields in town. … Read more Assembly Makes Light of a Dark Situation
Ugly new building is beautiful on the inside
Congratulations, Fauxhasset! Our tiny town made history today when the Oxford American Dictionary updated its definition of “ugly” to include… Read more Ugly new building is beautiful on the inside
Abuzz over coffee shop baby
Adding to a spate of mysterious appearances, a baby stroller has taken up residence outside Ocean Avianue, the popular emo-themed bird-themed mom-and-pop coffee shop in Fauxhasset Village.
Wildin’ over Wildlife
A group of Sand Street homeowners stormed the police station on Wednesday, demanding that police “Do Something” about the coyote… Read more Wildin’ over Wildlife
Unfairy Wages
A dangerous rumor has been taking hold around town, and Board of Health Director Azula Inras is here to set… Read more Unfairy Wages
