Transcendentalism at the Transfer Station

We’ve done it now, Fauxhasset. The Boutique at the Transfer Station has been open for nearly a month, yet so… Read more Transcendentalism at the Transfer Station

Please Bear With Us

There’s a new municipal employee in town, and Fauxhassians should be heaving a sigh of relief: This employee is the… Read more Please Bear With Us

Next Generation of Turtles Has Snapped

The weather is finally getting warm, and you know what that means: Windows down, radio blaring, sipping Fel’s Lemonade and… Read more Next Generation of Turtles Has Snapped

Let’s Get This Daily Bread: Church of Panera Comes to Fauxhasset

The ugly new building in Cop & GOP plaza has its first tenant! Despite aspirations to create a nostalgic mecca… Read more Let’s Get This Daily Bread: Church of Panera Comes to Fauxhasset

Don’t Feed the Vampires

Let’s face it: This has been a tough year for local businesses, what with the Champagnevirus Disease (CHAD) preventing people… Read more Don’t Feed the Vampires