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Fauxhasset Paroder

Weekly news source for the town of Fauxhasset

Assembly Makes Light of a Dark Situation

Posted on April 6, 2021April 6, 2021 by Thamanda Crompson

The Assembly of Chosen has outright vetoed a community-funded plan to light one of the Little League fields in town. … Read more Assembly Makes Light of a Dark Situation

Ugly new building is beautiful on the inside

Posted on April 2, 2021April 2, 2021 by Thamanda Crompson

Congratulations, Fauxhasset! Our tiny town made history today when the Oxford American Dictionary updated its definition of “ugly” to include… Read more Ugly new building is beautiful on the inside

Abuzz over coffee shop baby

Posted on January 26, 2021January 29, 2021 by Thamanda Crompson

Adding to a spate of mysterious appearances, a baby stroller has taken up residence outside Ocean Avianue, the popular emo-themed bird-themed mom-and-pop coffee shop in Fauxhasset Village.

Wildin’ over Wildlife

Posted on January 15, 2021 by Thamanda Crompson

A group of Sand Street homeowners stormed the police station on Wednesday, demanding that police “Do Something” about the coyote… Read more Wildin’ over Wildlife

Unfairy Wages

Posted on December 31, 2020 by Thamanda Crompson

A dangerous rumor has been taking hold around town, and Board of Health Director Azula Inras is here to set… Read more Unfairy Wages

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