Dear Readers, Fans, Followers, and Stalkers (you know who you are): Do you love the Fauxhasset Paroder? How would you… Read more Book Announcement from Thamanda Crompson
Op-Ed: Tender to the Trees
Dear Editor, Imagine my surprise (and panic) when I discovered a letter in my mailbox the other day. Its all-capital… Read more Op-Ed: Tender to the Trees
Fauxhasset General Bylaws, Chapter 1,225: Yuletide Expressions
The holiday formerly known as “Christmas” (hereafter referred to as “Xmas”) has been outlawed, and all expressions of merriness related… Read more Fauxhasset General Bylaws, Chapter 1,225: Yuletide Expressions
114th Edition: Harbor Xmas Tree Gets Xed
By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter Police have arrested the entire Panic Brigade for setting up the annual Monster Trap Xmas… Read more 114th Edition: Harbor Xmas Tree Gets Xed
113th Edition: The Nightmare Before Christmas
By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter Treetops listen and children glisten amid chaos in the snow. It is not what Bing… Read more 113th Edition: The Nightmare Before Christmas
