A group of Sand Street homeowners stormed the police station on Wednesday, demanding that police “Do Something” about the coyote… Read more Wildin’ over Wildlife
Unfairy Wages
A dangerous rumor has been taking hold around town, and Board of Health Director Azula Inras is here to set… Read more Unfairy Wages
‘Tis the $eason
He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been on the dark web,… Read more ‘Tis the $eason
2021: A Space Oddity
Christmas has come early to Fauxhasset, unveiling itself like a pinup girl exploding from a giant cake – except in… Read more 2021: A Space Oddity
Cherry-picking PIE
Zane Harris, former Fenclave president, now Fauxhasset’s #1 Supreme Cardinal Handler of Mis-managed and Ugly Community Karma, has saved our… Read more Cherry-picking PIE
