Dear Editor, My name is Liam Long and I’m a nine-year-old third-grader at Captain America’s School for the Awesome. I… Read more Op-Ed: 1+1+1=?
By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter Fauxhasset has always been diverse. We have Gnaw’s shoppers and Cop & GOP shoppers, white… Read more 99th Edition: Students Wax Political
By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter Police are investigating a string of petty burglaries. Residents awoke Monday morning to find the… Read more 81st Edition: Fauxhasset Faux Paw
By Thamanda Crompson Fauxhasset Paroder Staff Reporter Another year, another Turkey Day. This Thanksgiving, our fine town released more than… Read more Fauxhasset Paroder, 67th Edition: Thankfulness Level Over 9,000 This Year
By Sobby Raint-John Fauxhasset Paroder Crime Correspondent Denizens of the Harborception awoke confused and scared early Friday morning when dozens… Read more Fauxhasset Paroder, 51st Edition: This content has been flagged due to suspicious activity