By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter The aliens have saved the day! Every alien family has adopted one of Fauxhasset’s 3,000-plus… Read more 97th Edition: Extra! Extra! Extraterrestrials
By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter Over the weekend, 1,000 of Fauxhasset’s newest residents crowded into the Waffle House for a… Read more 85th Edition: How To Be A Human 101
Hey Fauxhasset, can we have a serious chat for just a second? Since the O.K.O.K. Café closed, there have been… Read more Op-Ed: O.K.O.K. Not O.K.
By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter As the pleasant spring weather returns, so too do the less-pleasant perennial spring issues. They… Read more 83rd Edition: Well That Escaladed
By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter Police arrested no less than 57 aliens for “suspicious activity” at the Waffle House on… Read more 80th Edition: Alien social club hogs satellite parking