Back in the Cohasset Mariner newsroom, we had a saying: “Only in Cohasset!”
Cohasset is a unique little New England village full of unique people. The thing about unique people is that they have unique sensibilities. As a result, some of the stories and police log entries that came across our desk practically parodied themselves.
The Fauxhasset Paroder was created to help them do that. Because in the end, wouldn’t we all be happier if we could just shake our heads and laugh about things?
The Paroder is what you would get if the a small-town newspaper and “Welcome to Night Vale” had a baby. This publication is satire. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is entirely exaggerated.