By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter Fauxhasset has always been diverse. We have Gnaw’s shoppers and Cop & GOP shoppers, white… Read more 99th Edition: Students Wax Political
By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter A tsunami rolled through town on Thursday. It’s still here today, and officials are no… Read more 98th Edition: Is the Drinking Water a Problem?
By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter The aliens have saved the day! Every alien family has adopted one of Fauxhasset’s 3,000-plus… Read more 97th Edition: Extra! Extra! Extraterrestrials
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By Thamanda Crompson Staff Reporter Something terrible is happening. More terrible than the missing trees, the sparkling water, and the… Read more 96th Edition: Work That Grass. But Actually, Don’t.