Fauxhasset Paroder, 30th Edition: Inside Princess Elsa’s School for Turning Superheroes into Snowflakes

As everyone knows, the Fauxhasset School District is ranked first in the universe for PIE (Professorless Independent Education). What does PIE look like in action? The Paroder goes behind the scenes at Princess Elsa’s School for Turning Superheroes into Snowflakes.

Of course, this is only half the picture. The lower elementary school split back in 1921, just two decades into the Hundred-Year Teacher Strike. Since then, kindergarten through second grade girls have attended Princess Elsa’s School, while the boys have attended Captain America’s School for the Awesome.

Unfortunately, though the Paroder tried to get footage of Captain America’s School as well, your reporter was not permitted to pass the “No Girls Aloud” sign.

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