Coming out of a concert in Boston, I hit traffic. My GPS tried to redirect me around the city by an unfamiliar highway, but since I’d never gone that way, I really just wanted to stick to the original route, even if it was a little congested. Then I ran into Robby, who knew the way and convinced me to go with him. So we took the long way around. On horseback. At 65mph. Before we got to our exit, we took a gander at the great pyramids, which in addition to relocating had also become inexplicably sparkly.